Yes folks, it's time for the first...
*A jungle napkin (featuring animals you'd never find in the jungle!)
*A rare Homer Simpson plush toy (why's it rare? because his head's sown on back to front. I didn't do it, it came that way. D'oh!)
*A scribblin' pad (paper held together to form a blank booklet! ye Gods its a miracle!)
*A Pen (don't get too excited now...)
-AND! One item that I want to TRADE for. You gimme something in return that's of equalish value: an A3 wall-mountable whiteboard. I was going to give this away but it's one of the few useful things on the list. If you want it (and I know a fair few of you do) then make me an offer I can't refuse!
Okay... GO! Bid in the Box Below!