Ho Ho No...

Two posts today because I've been so behind on the Advent fun.

One of the 'treats' that comes on Christmas Day is pulling a cracker, finding a crappy paper hat, a crappier toy, and a joke so bad that it nearly puts you off your turkey. So in the spirit of it all, here are a few of my favourite awful cracker jokes. Highlight under the question to see the punchline and prepare to groan...

'What is the definition of minimum?'
A really small mother

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed

What's the best thing to put in a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!

What do Vampires have on their Christmas dinner?
Grave-y

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan