I'd worked philosophy into a joke, so as an English Literature graduate I figured I could squeeze out at least one literary pun. Don't ask me how I came up with Frankensteinway & Son, the amalgamation of famous monster and famous piano maker just hit me out of the blue one day.
I didn't realise, but this was for the last issue of 'The Courier' before Christmas, which explains why it's not festive. I'd already got ready a festive joke, thinking there was another issue, but as there wasn't it went back in the draw. I'll put it up on here eventually cos I'm really rather proud of it.